ЁЯШВ рдкрд┐рддрд╛ рдФрд░ рдмрдЪреНрдЪреЛрдВ рдХреЗ рдирдП рдордЬреЗрджрд╛рд░ рдЬреЛрдХреНрд╕




рд╣рдБрд╕реА рдХреА рдХреНрд▓рд╛рд╕ рдЬрд╣рд╛рдБ рд╣рд░ рджрд┐рди рд▓рдЧрддреА рд╣реИ,Teacher Student Jokes рд╕реЗ рд╣рд░ рдореБрд╕реНрдХрд╛рди рдЦрд┐рд▓рддреА рд╣реИредрд╣рдорд╛рд░реА рд╕рд╛рдЗрдЯ рдкрд░ рдорд┐рд▓реЗрдЧрд╛ рд╣рдБрд╕реА рдХрд╛ рдЕрдиреЛрдЦрд╛ рдЦрдЬрд╝рд╛рдирд╛,рд╣рд░ рдЬреЛрдХ рдкрдврд╝рдХрд░ рднреВрд▓ рдЬрд╛рдУрдЧреЗ рджрд┐рдирднрд░ рдХрд╛ рдмрд╣рд╛рдирд╛редЁЯШВ рдРрд╕реЗ рд╣реА рдФрд░ рдордЬреЗрджрд╛рд░ Teacher Student Funny Jokes рдкрдврд╝рдиреЗ рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдиреАрдЪреЗ рдкрдврд╝реЗрдВред рдЯреАрдЪрд░: рджреБрдирд┐рдпрд╛ рдХрд╛ рд╕рдмрд╕реЗ рдмрдбрд╝рд╛ рдЬрд╛рджреВ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╣реИ? рд╕реНрдЯреВрдбреЗрдВрдЯ: рд╕реИрд▓рд░реА! рдЯреАрдЪрд░: рдХреИрд╕реЗ? рд╕реНрдЯреВрдбреЗрдВрдЯ:…
Husband: I dreamed that I became a millionaire.Wife: Then what?Husband: Even in my dream, you said, “If you’re so rich, take me shopping first!” ЁЯШВ Wife: Your memory is really weak.Husband: Why do you say that?Wife: Because every month you say, “We’ll spend less this time!” ЁЯШВ Wife: What if I become a minister someday?Husband:…
Mom: Why is your school bag so light? Son: I gave my books a holiday today! Mom: Put your phone away and study. Son: I am studying, Mom. Mom: Studying what? Son: How fast a phone battery drains! Mom: Did you drink your milk?Son: Yes, Mom.Mom: The glass is still full!Son: I drank it in…
EnglishWife: Which sentence of mine do you hear the most?Husband: “Are you listening?”Wife: And after that?Husband: After that, I have no choice but to listen! ЁЯдг EnglishWife: Honey, do I look fat?Husband: No…Wife: Really?Husband: Yes… because I’m not wearing my glasses! ЁЯШВ EnglishHusband: Why is the house so quiet today?Wife: I decided not to argue…
Teacher: If you were made the principal for one day, what would be the first thing you’d do?Student: I’d call a meeting with all the teachers.Teacher: What for?Student: To ask one important question… “Is giving homework really necessary, or has it just become a habit?” ЁЯШВ Teacher: Why do you ask so many questions?Student: Sir,…