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Brother: How do you always win?Sister: I don't argue...
Brother: Then?
Sister: I just keep talking until people give up! ЁЯШЖ

Brother: Who annoyed you the most as a kid?
Sister: You.
Brother: And now?
Sister: Still you... you've just upgraded your methods! ЁЯдг

Sister: You should take my advice.
Brother: Why?
Sister: Because I have 10 years of experience making mistakes! ЁЯШВ

Brother: What were you doing in my room?
Sister: Nothing.
Brother: Then why is my room cleaner now?
Sister: I accidentally did something useful! ЁЯдг

Brother: You should listen to me sometimes.
Sister: I will...
Brother: When?
Sister: The day you're more accurate than Google! ЁЯШВ

Sister: Why are you being so nice today?
Brother: Just like that.
Sister: Tell me the truth.
Brother: Mom said no fighting until the guests leave! ЁЯдн

Brother: Why do you tell Mom everything?
Sister: I don't...Brother: Then who does?
Sister: I'm the family's breaking news channelтАФitтАЩs my job! ЁЯШВ

Sister: Did you read my diary?Brother: No.
Sister: Then who wrote "Very Funny" inside?
Brother: I just left a review! ЁЯдг