ЁЯШВ рдорд╛рдБ рдФрд░ рдмрдЪреНрдЪреЛрдВ рдХреЗ рдордЬреЗрджрд╛рд░ рдЬреЛрдХреНрд╕
рдорд╛рдБ-рдмрдЪреНрдЪреЛрдВ рдХреА рдкреНрдпрд╛рд░реА рдиреЛрдХрдЭреЛрдВрдХ рдореЗрдВ рдЫреБрдкреА рд╣реИ рдореБрд╕реНрдХрд╛рди рдХреА рдмрд╛рдд,
рд╣рдБрд╕реА рдХреЗ рд░рдВрдЧреЛрдВ рд╕реЗ рднрд░ рдЬрд╛рдП рдЖрдкрдХрд╛ рд╣рд░ рджрд┐рди рдФрд░ рд╣рд░ рд░рд╛рддред
рд╣рдорд╛рд░реА рд╕рд╛рдЗрдЯ рдкрд░ рдорд┐рд▓реЗрдВрдЧреЗ рдЖрдкрдХреЛ рдордЬреЗрджрд╛рд░ рдФрд░ рдирдП-рдирдП рдЬреЛрдХреНрд╕,
рдЬреЛ рдорд╛рдБ рдФрд░ рдмрдЪреНрдЪреЛрдВ рдХреЗ рд░рд┐рд╢реНрддреЗ рдореЗрдВ рдШреЛрд▓ рджреЗрдВ рдЦреБрд╢рд┐рдпреЛрдВ рдХреЗ рд░рдВрдЧ рд╣рдЬрд╛рд░ред
рдРрд╕реЗ рд╣реА Mother Children Funny Jokes рдкрдврд╝рдиреЗ рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдиреАрдЪреЗ рдкрдврд╝реЗрдВ! ЁЯШВтЭдя╕П
рдХрдорд░реЗ рдХреА рд╕рдлрд╛рдИ ЁЯз╣

English:
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Son: Yes, Mom!
Mom: Then why are these clothes on the chair?
Son: The chair is also a member of the family. It needs clothes too! ЁЯШВ
рдкрдврд╝рд╛рдИ рдХреА рддреИрдпрд╛рд░реА ЁЯУЪ

English:
Mom: You have a test tomorrow. Have you studied?
Son: I’m fully prepared!
Mom: What all did you study?
Son: First of allтАж I remembered God’s name! ЁЯШВ
рдордореНрдореА рдХрд╛ Wi-Fi ЁЯУ╢

English:
Son: Mom, the Wi-Fi isn’t working!
Mom: First, use your brain!
Son: Mom, even you don’t know its password! ЁЯШВ
рдСрдирд▓рд╛рдЗрди рдкрдврд╝рд╛рдИ ЁЯТ╗

English:
Mom: What are you doing on your phone?
Son: Studying!
Mom: Which book has this game in it?
Son: Mom, it’s practical learning! ЁЯШВ
рдореЛрдмрд╛рдЗрд▓ рдХрд╛ рдЬрд╡рд╛рдм ЁЯУ▒

English:
Mom: Son, why do you use your phone so much?
Son: Mom, it increases my knowledge.
Mom: Oh really? What knowledge did you gain?
Son: When the battery reaches 1%, a person can find the charger faster than anything! ЁЯШВ
рдЬрд▓реНрджреА рд╕реЛрдиреЗ рдХреА рд╕рд▓рд╛рд╣ ЁЯШ┤

English:
Mom: You should sleep early!
Son: Okay, Mom.
Mom: What time will you sleep tonight?
Son: As soon as my phone battery runs out! ЁЯШВ
рд╕реНрдХреВрд▓ рдЬрд╛рдиреЗ рдХрд╛ рдкреНрд▓рд╛рди ЁЯПл

English:
Mom: Wake up рдЬрд▓реНрджреА, you have to go to school!
Child: Mom, I’m not going to school today.
Mom: Why?
Child: Yesterday, the teacher said,
тАЬSee you tomorrow!тАЭ ЁЯШВ
рдкрдврд╝рд╛рдИ рдХрд╛ рд░рд╛рдЬ ЁЯУЪ

English:
Mom: Son, why aren’t you studying?
Son: Mom, the brain needs rest too.
Mom: Really?
Son: Yes, that’s why I fall asleep as soon as I open a book! ЁЯШВ