खट्टा-मीठा भाई-बहन का रिश्ता (Khatta-Meetha Bhai-Behen Ka Rishta)

खट्टी-मीठी बातों से सजा है ये संसार,नोक-झोंक में छिपा होता है सच्चा प्यार।हंसने-हसाने का अगर मूड है आपका यहाँ,तो भाई-बहन के ये मजेदार चुटकुले नीचे पढ़ो जरा!

Sister: “Bhai, duniya mein koi aisi cheez hai jo bina mange milti hai?”Brother (sighing): “Haan, meri galti aur teri daant!”

Sister: “Brother, is there anything in this world that you get without asking?”Brother (sighing): “Yes, my mistakes and your scoldings!”

Bhai, is Raksha Bandhan pe mujhe kya gift dega?”Brother: “Wahi jo pichli baar diya tha—apna behad keemti aashirwad!”Sister: “Aashirwad se recharge nahi hota, Paytm kar!”

Sister: “Brother, what gift will you give me this Raksha Bandhan?”Brother: “The same thing I gave you last time—my extremely precious blessings!”Sister: “Blessings don’t do mobile recharges, send me money via Paytm!”

Brother: “Behen, agar hum dono kabhi ek island pe phas gaye, toh tu sabse pehle kya karegi?”Sister: “Tujhe shark ko khilane ke liye use karungi, taaki main bach sakoon!”Brother: “Wah! Aur kehti hai ki tujhe meri fikar nahi hai.”

Ladhna-jhagadna aur phir ek ho jaana,Yahi toh hai bhai-behen ka aashiyana.Roothna-manaana toh bas ek bahaana hai,Dil se toh dono ko ek-doosre ka saath nibhaana hai!

Fighting, quarreling, and then becoming one again,This is the true home of a brother and sister.Sulking and making up is just an excuse,From the heart, both are meant to support each other always!