Pyaar, Takraar Aur Thoda Bawaal (प्यार, तकरार और थोड़ा बवाल)
रिश्तों की खट्टी-मीठी नोकझोंक और ठहाकों से भरपूर कॉमेडी जोक्स नीचे पढ़ें।Rishton ki khatti-meethi nok-jhok aur thahakon se bharpoor comedy jokes niche padhein.
Hinglish:GF: “Jaanu, aaj main sirf 5 minute mein ready ho jaungi!”BF: “Sach mein?”GF: “Haan, bas tum mujhe har 15 minute baad yaad dilate rehna.
“English:GF: “Sweetheart, I’ll get ready in just 5 minutes today!”BF: “Really?”GF: “Yes, just keep reminding me every 15 minutes.”
Hinglish:GF: “Tumhe pata hai, jab tum mujhe dekhte ho toh mera dil bohot tezi se dhadakta hai!”BF: “Use pyaar nahi pagli, darr kehte hain… kahin kharcha na karwa doon!”
English:GF: “You know, whenever you look at me, my heart races so fast!”BF: “Silly girl, that’s not love, that’s fear… fear of buying you expensive stuff!”
GF: “Agar tum mujhse saccha pyaar karte ho, toh apne phone ka password batao.”BF: “Agar tum mujhse saccha pyaar karti ho, toh password poochkar mera bharosa mat todo!
“English:GF: “If you truly love me, tell me your phone password.”BF: “If you truly love me, don’t break my trust by asking for the password!”
Hinglish:GF: “Tum itni der se kya soch rahe ho?”BF: “Yahi ki jab tum chup rehti ho toh kitni achhi lagti ho!”(BF ka ilaaj abhi jaari hai…)
English:GF: “What have you been thinking about for so long?”BF: “Just thinking about how nice you look when you’re completely silent!”(BF is currently recovering in the hospital…)
Hinglish:GF: “Shaadi ke baad bhi kya tum mujhse aise hi pyaar karoge?”BF: “Agar tumhare pati ko koi aitraaz na ho toh mujhe kya dikkat hai!
“English:GF: “Will you still love me like this after marriage?”BF: “As long as your husband doesn’t mind, I have no problem!”
Hinglish:BF: “Aaj dinner par kya khaogi?”GF: “Kuch bhi.”BF: “Pizza?”GF: “Nahi, oily hota hai.”BF: “South Indian?”GF: “Mood nahi hai.”BF: “Phir kya?”GF: “Kaha toh… kuch bhi!”
English:BF: “What do you want to eat for dinner tonight?”GF: “Anything.”BF: “Pizza?”GF: “No, too oily.”BF: “South Indian?”GF: “Not in the mood.”BF: “Then what?”GF: “I told you… literally anything!”