Baap Ka Darr, Bachon Ka Gadar ЁЯТе
Dad: How did your lunchbox become empty?
Son: I didn't eat it.
Dad: Then who did?
Son: My friends made me the "Best Friend"!
Dad: So... your friends finished your lunchbox! ЁЯШВ
Dad: Why do you keep checking the clock?
Son: To see when playtime starts. Dad: And study time?
Son: It ends the moment I turn off the alarm!
Dad: Did you clean your room?
Son: Yes, I moved all the mess into one corner.
Dad: That's not cleaning, that's relocating!
Dad: Why are you staring at the mirror?
Son: Waiting for my "homework face" to disappear!
Dad: Son, what new thing did you learn at school today?
Son: How to predict the last school bell!
Dad: Looks like that was the most important lesson!
Dad: Who makes the most noise in this house?
Son: Your "Study for just five minutes" speech!
Dad: What will you become when you grow up?
Son: Someone who's always on vacation.
Dad: That's called a dream, not a career!
Dad: Put your phone down.
Son: Done.
Dad: Now study.
Son: You only said to put it down, not switch it off!
Dad: When will you start studying? Son: The day my books smile at me. Dad: By then, they'll probably retire!
Dad: Son, how did you score these marks?
Son: You said, "Accept whatever you get happily."
Dad: I was talking about life, not your report card!