Brother: Always remember my advice. Sister: Which one? Brother: The one I haven't given yet... because you never follow it anyway! ЁЯШВ
Sister: Stop touching my stuff. Brother: I didn't touch it... Sister: Then where's my chocolate?Brother: I only used my mouth! ЁЯдг
Brother: What if I leave home?Sister: Leave your charger first. Brother: Won't you miss me? Sister: I will... when I have to buy a new charger! ЁЯШВ
Brother: I have only one weakness... Sister: What is it? Brother: You remind me of it every single day! ЁЯдг
Sister: Say something nice about me. Brother: You're very smart. Sister: Really? Brother: Nope... I was just practicing my acting! ЁЯШВ
Brother: Why did you come into my room? Sister: To see if you were studying or using your phone. Brother: And what did you find?Sister: Neither... you were sleeping! ЁЯдг
Sister: What if I stay quiet for a whole day? Brother: First, I'll check the calendar... Sister: Why? Brother: To see if it's the last day on Earth! ЁЯШВ
Sister: You should listen to me carefully. Brother: I do. Sister: Then why do you forget everything? Brother: My brain has a spam filter... your words go straight there! ЁЯдг
Teacher: If you work hard, what will you become?Student: The class topper.Teacher: And if you don’t?Student: A motivational speaker! ЁЯШВ Teacher: Where’s your homework?Student: Ma’am, I wrote it so neatly…Teacher: Then?Student: The notebook got shy and made the page blank! ЁЯШВ Teacher: Why do you smile at every question?Student: Because I don’t know the answer……