🎒 स्टूडेंट की गज़ब लॉजिक!

Teacher: If you were made the principal for one day, what would be the first thing you'd do?
Student: I'd call a meeting with all the teachers.
Teacher: What for?
Student: To ask one important question... "Is giving homework really necessary, or has it just become a habit?" 😂

Teacher: Why do you ask so many questions?

Student: Sir, you said, "If you don't ask, you won't learn."

Teacher: But every minute?

Student: I'm in fast-learning mode, Sir! 😂

Teacher: Why are you late today?Student: Sir, there was a sign saying "Slow Down."
Teacher: Then?
Student: I always follow official instructions! 😂

Teacher: If books could talk, what would they say?

Student: "Hey, at least open us once in a while!" 😂

Teacher: Who wrote "Silence" on the blackboard?

Student: The one who was talking the most!

Teacher: How do you know?

Student: Because after writing it, he read it aloud to everyone! 😂Teacher: If books could talk, what would they say?

Student: "Hey, at least open us once in a while!" 😂

Teacher: Which question was the hardest in the exam?

Student: Sir, "Write your name."

Teacher: Why was that hard?

Student: I was afraid I'd get even that wrong! 😂

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?

Student: Sir, I got sleepy the moment I opened my notebook.

Teacher: That quickly?

Student: Yes, Sir. My notebook automatically switches to Sleep Mode! 😂

Teacher: How do you manage to score the same marks in every test?

Student: Sir, I believe in consistency.

Teacher: But it's always just 3 marks!

Student: Yes, Sir. Toppers may change... but I never break my record! 😂