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Husband: I dreamed that I became a millionaire.Wife: Then what?Husband: Even in my dream, you said, “If you’re so rich, take me shopping first!” ЁЯШВ Wife: Your memory is really weak.Husband: Why do you say that?Wife: Because every month you say, “We’ll spend less this time!” ЁЯШВ Wife: What if I become a minister someday?Husband:…
Dad: How did your lunchbox become empty? Son: I didn’t eat it.Dad: Then who did? Son: My friends made me the “Best Friend”! Dad: So… your friends finished your lunchbox! ЁЯШВ Dad: Why do you keep checking the clock? Son: To see when playtime starts. Dad: And study time? Son: It ends the moment I…