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Brother: How do you always win?Sister: I don’t argue…Brother: Then?Sister: I just keep talking until people give up! ЁЯШЖ Brother: Who annoyed you the most as a kid?Sister: You.Brother: And now?Sister: Still you… you’ve just upgraded your methods! ЁЯдг Sister: You should take my advice.Brother: Why?Sister: Because I have 10 years of experience making mistakes!…
Boyfriend: What’s your biggest hobby?Girlfriend: Making you overthink.Boyfriend: You’re really good at it.Girlfriend: Why?Boyfriend: Because I still have no idea what my mistake was! ЁЯШВ GF: I want to change one habit.BF: Which one?GF: Teasing you.BF: Don’t… that’s our relationship’s full-time job! ЁЯШВ BF: Let’s play a game.GF: Which one?BF: Whoever gets upset first buys…