‎ ‎#New Jokes

Me: Bro, how much do you respect me?Friend: So much that I don’t show it in front of you… or behind you either! 😂 Friend: What if I become smart one day?Me: Then our friendship is over.Friend: Why?Me: Because then you’d never choose me as your friend! 🤣 Friend: People say I’ve changed.Me: I noticed…

Friend: How strong is our friendship? Me: So strong that…If you make fun of me,I’ll remind everyone of your childhood Friend: I’d do anything for you. Me: Great, then do my homework. Friend: I said “anything,” not “the impossible!” 🤭 Friend: I’m such an innocent person. Me: Exactly… that’s why your name comes up after…