New & Unique Friends Jokes 2026

Me: Bro, how much do you respect me?Friend: So much that I don't show it in front of you... or behind you either! 😂

Friend: What if I become smart one day?
Me: Then our friendship is over.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because then you'd never choose me as your friend! 🤣

Friend: People say I've changed.
Me: I noticed too.
Friend: Really?
Me: Earlier you annoyed me for no reason... now you find a reason first! 🤣

Me: Why is our friendship so strong?Friend: Because we both give free advice...
Me: And never follow it ourselves! 😂

Friend: I'll never forget you.
Me: Really?
Friend: Of course... you remind me of the money I owe every week! 😂

Friend: Life feels incomplete without you.
Me: That's so sweet!
Friend: Not really... who else will split the bill? 😂