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Husband: I dreamed that I became a millionaire.Wife: Then what?Husband: Even in my dream, you said, “If you’re so rich, take me shopping first!” ЁЯШВ Wife: Your memory is really weak.Husband: Why do you say that?Wife: Because every month you say, “We’ll spend less this time!” ЁЯШВ Wife: What if I become a minister someday?Husband:…
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Bybubu1993рдЕрдЧрд░ рджрд┐рдирднрд░ рдХреА рдердХрд╛рди рднреВрд▓рдХрд░ рдореБрд╕реНрдХреБрд░рд╛рдирд╛ рдЪрд╛рд╣рддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ, рддреЛ рдкрддрд┐-рдкрддреНрдиреА рдХреЗ рдпреЗ рдЪреБрдЯрдХреБрд▓реЗ рдиреАрдЪреЗ рдкрдврд╝реЗрдВред рдкрддрд┐ (рдЧреБрд╕реНрд╕реЗ рдореЗрдВ): “рдЖрдЬ рддрдХ рдХрднреА рддреБрдордиреЗ рдЕрдкрдиреА рдХреЛрдИ рдЧрд▓рддреА рдорд╛рдиреА рд╣реИ?”рдкрддреНрдиреА (рд╢рд╛рдВрддрд┐ рд╕реЗ): “рд╣рд╛рдВ, рдмрд┐рд▓реНрдХреБрд▓ рдорд╛рдиреА рд╣реИред”рдкрддрд┐: “рдХрдм?”рдкрддреНрдиреА: “рд╡рд╣реА рдЬрдм рдореИрдВрдиреЗ рдкрдВрдбрд┐рдд рдЬреА рд╕реЗ рдХрд╣рд╛ рдерд╛тАФ’рд╣рд╛рдВ, рдореБрдЭреЗ рдпрд╣ рд░рд┐рд╢реНрддрд╛ рдордВрдЬреВрд░ рд╣реИ’!” рдкрддреНрдиреА: “рд╢рд╛рджреА рдХреЗ рдЗрддрдиреЗ рд╕рд╛рд▓реЛрдВ рдмрд╛рдж рднреА рдЖрдк…
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EnglishWife: Which sentence of mine do you hear the most?Husband: “Are you listening?”Wife: And after that?Husband: After that, I have no choice but to listen! ЁЯдг EnglishWife: Honey, do I look fat?Husband: No…Wife: Really?Husband: Yes… because I’m not wearing my glasses! ЁЯШВ EnglishHusband: Why is the house so quiet today?Wife: I decided not to argue…
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Teacher: If you work hard, what will you become?Student: The class topper.Teacher: And if you don’t?Student: A motivational speaker! ЁЯШВ Teacher: Where’s your homework?Student: Ma’am, I wrote it so neatly…Teacher: Then?Student: The notebook got shy and made the page blank! ЁЯШВ Teacher: Why do you smile at every question?Student: Because I don’t know the answer……