Wife: Which sentence of mine do you hear the most? Husband: "Are you listening?" Wife: And after that? Husband: After that, I have no choice but to listen! 🤣
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Wife: Honey, do I look fat? Husband: No... Wife: Really? Husband: Yes... because I'm not wearing my glasses! 😂
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Husband: Why is the house so quiet today? Wife: I decided not to argue with you today. Husband: Wow! Wife: But don't think that means you're right! 😂
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Wife: What if I leave the house in anger? Husband: I'll lock the door first. Wife: Why? Husband: So you don't come back after calming down! 🤣
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Wife: What's the first thing you think when you see me? Husband: Our relationship is like Wi-Fi. Wife: Meaning? Husband: Full signal when you're near... and I still panic when you're away! 🤣
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Husband: Today I'll do all the housework. Wife: Really? Husband: Yes! Wife: Great... finish the dream first, then wake up and make tea! 😂
Mom: Son, what new thing did you learn at school today?Son: I learned that teachers are human too.Mom: Really? How?Son: I said, “Ma’am, I forgot my homework.” Mom: Son, what was the best thing that happened at school today?Son: The final bell!Mom: And before that?Son: Waiting for the final bell. 😂 Mom: Did your teacher…
हँसी से भर जाए हर पल, यही हमारी पहचान है,पति-पत्नी के मज़ेदार जोक्स का यहाँ ख़ास ख़ज़ाना है।हर नई पोस्ट में मिलेगा हँसी का नया अंदाज़ और नया फ़साना है,मुस्कुराना है दिल खोलकर, तो बस यहीं ठिकाना है।नीचे पढ़िए सबसे नए, मज़ेदार और धमाकेदार Husband Wife Jokes! 😄 पत्नी: सुनो जी, अगर मैं एक दिन…
हंसी का असली मज़ा लेने और मूड को फ्रेश करने के लिए नीचे दिए गए चुटकुले पढ़ें। पत्नी: “आज से मैं तुमसे बिल्कुल बात नहीं करूँगी!”पति (खुशी से): “सच में? क्या यह दिवाली का ऑफर है या जिंदगी भर की स्कीम?” English:Wife: “From today, I won’t talk to you at all!”Husband (delighted): “Really? Is this…
Husband: I dreamed that I became a millionaire.Wife: Then what?Husband: Even in my dream, you said, “If you’re so rich, take me shopping first!” 😂 Wife: Your memory is really weak.Husband: Why do you say that?Wife: Because every month you say, “We’ll spend less this time!” 😂 Wife: What if I become a minister someday?Husband:…
