पति-पत्नी के अल्ट्रा फनी नए जोक्स 😂🤣

English

Wife: Which sentence of mine do you hear the most?
Husband: "Are you listening?"
Wife: And after that?
Husband: After that, I have no choice but to listen! 🤣

English

Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No...
Wife: Really?
Husband: Yes... because I'm not wearing my glasses! 😂

English

Husband: Why is the house so quiet today?
Wife: I decided not to argue with you today.
Husband: Wow!
Wife: But don't think that means you're right! 😂

English

Wife: What if I leave the house in anger?
Husband: I'll lock the door first.
Wife: Why?
Husband: So you don't come back after calming down! 🤣

English

Wife: What's the first thing you think when you see me?
Husband: Our relationship is like Wi-Fi.
Wife: Meaning?
Husband: Full signal when you're near... and I still panic when you're away! 🤣

English

Husband: Today I'll do all the housework.
Wife: Really?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: Great... finish the dream first, then wake up and make tea! 😂