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Mom: Son, what new thing did you learn at school today?
Son: I learned that teachers are human too.
Mom: Really? How?
Son: I said, "Ma'am, I forgot my homework."
Mom: Son, what was the best thing that happened at school today?
Son: The final bell!
Mom: And before that?
Son: Waiting for the final bell. ЁЯШВ
Mom: Did your teacher praise you or complain?
Son: Both.
Mom: How?
Son: She said, "He talks so much that the class is never boring!" ЁЯШВ
Mom: How was your exam?
Son: The questions were easy.
Mom: Then?
Son: The answers were the difficult part! ЁЯШВ
Mom: Why do you say "tomorrow" for everything?
Son: Because "today" arrives way too fast! ЁЯШВ