Husband: I dreamed that I became a millionaire. Wife: Then what? Husband: Even in my dream, you said, "If you're so rich, take me shopping first!" ЁЯШВ
Wife: Your memory is really weak. Husband: Why do you say that? Wife: Because every month you say, "We'll spend less this time!" ЁЯШВ
Wife: What if I become a minister someday? Husband: Then I'll join the opposition. Wife: Why? Husband: That's already my job at home... I ask questions and never get answers! ЁЯШВ
Husband: I made a very big decision today. Wife: Which one? Husband: From now on, I'll ask you before every decision... so I never hear, "You didn't even ask me!" ЁЯШВ
Wife: What's the biggest achievement of our marriage? Husband: What? Wife: We've never had a draw in an argument... the winner is always decided in advance! ЁЯШВ
Wife: How do I look when I'm angry?Husband: Like the weather department... I know the storm is coming, but there's no escape! ЁЯШВ
Wife: Before marriage, you called me every hour. Husband: Back then my battery was fully charged... now life itself is running on power-saving mode! ЁЯШВ
Brother: Always remember my advice.Sister: Which one?Brother: The one I haven’t given yet… because you never follow it anyway! ЁЯШВ Sister: Stop touching my stuff.Brother: I didn’t touch it…Sister: Then where’s my chocolate?Brother: I only used my mouth! ЁЯдг Brother: What if I leave home?Sister: Leave your charger first.Brother: Won’t you miss me?Sister: I will……
