❤️ पति-पत्नी के मजेदार जोक्स

जहाँ हर रिश्ते में छुपी है हँसी की एक कहानी, 😄
वहीं आपके लिए सजती है Husband Wife Jokes की निशानी।
हमारी साइट पर मिलेंगे हँसी के ऐसे मजेदार पल, 😂
पति-पत्नी की नोकझोंक पढ़कर हँसेंगे आप हर पल।
तो नीचे पढ़िए और हँसी के इस सफर का मज़ा लीजिए! 🤣👇

आज़ादी वाली गर्लफ्रेंड 😂

English:
Wife: Honey, if I ask you something, will you tell me the truth? 😏
Husband: Yes, absolutely.
Wife: Did you have a girlfriend before marriage? 😒
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Who was she? 😳
Husband: My freedom.
Wife: And where is she now?
Husband: With you… she came as part of the marriage package! 😂🤣

पत्नी की खुशी और बैंक बैलेंस 😂

English:
Wife: The doctor said I should stay happy every day. 🥰
Husband: That’s great. I’ll do my best to keep you happy. ❤️
Wife: Then take me shopping today. 😍
Husband: But the doctor didn’t say whether I should keep you happy or my bank balance! 😳
Wife: Why the bank balance?
Husband: Because it gets depressed every time it sees the cost of your happiness! 😂🤣

मोबाइल की चिंता 😂

English:
Husband: Darling, why do you check my phone every day? 😒
Wife: Because I worry about you. 😌
Husband: About me or about someone else’s chats? 😳
Wife: Both.
Husband: If you care about me so much, then stop checking my phone.
Wife: I’m just checking whether you have any trouble in your life besides me! 😂🤣

गुणों का लाइव डेमो 😂

English:
Wife: Listen, I have so many good qualities. 😌
Husband: Yes, I agree with that.
Wife: Which ones? 😍
Husband: Anger, suspicion, scolding, arguing… 😐
Wife: 😡
Husband: See! You just gave me a live demonstration! 😂🤣

सोफा थोड़ा दब जाता है 😂

English:
Wife: Tell me, do I look fat? 😒
Husband: Absolutely not. 😍
Wife: Are you telling the truth?
Husband: Yes, you’re perfectly fine.
Wife: Really! 🥰
Husband: It’s just that the sofa sinks a little when you sit on it. 😂🤣

पत्नी की खामोशी 😂

English:
Wife: What do you like most about me? 🥰
Husband: Your silence. 😌
Wife: But I talk all day! 😡
Husband: That’s exactly the problem… I never get to hear that silence! 😂😂