love birds jokes ❤️






















































Mom: Why is your school bag so light? Son: I gave my books a holiday today! Mom: Put your phone away and study. Son: I am studying, Mom. Mom: Studying what? Son: How fast a phone battery drains! Mom: Did you drink your milk?Son: Yes, Mom.Mom: The glass is still full!Son: I drank it in…
Teacher: If you work hard, what will you become?Student: The class topper.Teacher: And if you don’t?Student: A motivational speaker! 😂 Teacher: Where’s your homework?Student: Ma’am, I wrote it so neatly…Teacher: Then?Student: The notebook got shy and made the page blank! 😂 Teacher: Why do you smile at every question?Student: Because I don’t know the answer……
Me: Bro, how much do you respect me?Friend: So much that I don’t show it in front of you… or behind you either! 😂 Friend: What if I become smart one day?Me: Then our friendship is over.Friend: Why?Me: Because then you’d never choose me as your friend! 🤣 Friend: People say I’ve changed.Me: I noticed…