Funny Mom & Kid Jokes

Mom: Why is your notebook empty?

Son: I'm saving it for future planning.

Mom: Where's your homework?

Son: That's part of the future too! 😂

Mom: Son, why are you laughing?

Son: I turned off the alarm and went back to sleep.

Mom: What's so funny about that?

Son: The alarm still thinks I woke up! 😂

Mom: Why are all your toys scattered around the room?

Son: They're taking a break.

Mom: And what are you doing?

Son: I'm their supervisor... I only watch them work! 😂

Mom: Son, why aren't you drinking your milk?

Son: I'm motivating it first.

Mom: How?

Son: Let it grow up and become yogurt... then I'll think about drinking it! 🤣

Mom: Son, why did you pack your school bag so early?

Son: I have a test tomorrow.

Mom: Then you should study.

Son: I'm just preparing to escape before the questions find me! 🤣

Mom: Son, who ate the cookies from the kitchen?

Son: Not me... I was just tasting them while counting.

Mom: Then why is the whole box empty?

Son: I kept forgetting the count... so I had to start over every time! 😂