Mom: Why is your notebook empty?
Son: I'm saving it for future planning.
Mom: Where's your homework?
Son: That's part of the future too! ЁЯШВ
Mom: Son, why are you laughing?
Son: I turned off the alarm and went back to sleep.
Mom: What's so funny about that?
Son: The alarm still thinks I woke up! ЁЯШВ
Mom: Why are all your toys scattered around the room?
Son: They're taking a break.
Mom: And what are you doing?
Son: I'm their supervisor... I only watch them work! ЁЯШВ
Mom: Son, why aren't you drinking your milk?
Son: I'm motivating it first.
Mom: How?
Son: Let it grow up and become yogurt... then I'll think about drinking it! ЁЯдг
Mom: Son, why did you pack your school bag so early?
Son: I have a test tomorrow.
Mom: Then you should study.
Son: I'm just preparing to escape before the questions find me! ЁЯдг
Mom: Son, who ate the cookies from the kitchen?
Son: Not me... I was just tasting them while counting.
Mom: Then why is the whole box empty?
Son: I kept forgetting the count... so I had to start over every time! ЁЯШВ