माँ और बच्चों की नोकझोंक

Mom: Why is your school bag so light?

Son: I gave my books a holiday today!

Mom: Put your phone away and study.

Son: I am studying, Mom.

Mom: Studying what?

Son: How fast a phone battery drains!

Mom: Did you drink your milk?
Son: Yes, Mom.
Mom: The glass is still full!
Son: I drank it in my imagination… zero calories too!

Mom: Did you finish your homework?

Son: Not yet, but I’ve made a perfect plan for when I’ll do it!

Mom: How’s the vegetable curry?

Son: So delicious that I’m eating extra bread with it!