बेलन पुराण और सड़ियल पति 🫓😂
Husband: Marriage has taught me many things.
Wife: Like what?
Husband: Staying quiet at the right moment is an art.: बेलन पुराण और सड़ियल पति 🫓😂
Wife: Which habit of mine do you like the most?
Husband: When you say, “Never mind”… and actually mean it.: बेलन पुराण और सड़ियल पति 🫓😂
Husband: I feel very wise today.
Wife: Why?
Husband: Because I said “Yes” before the argument even started.: बेलन पुराण और सड़ियल पति 🫓😂
Wife: How much do you love me?
Husband: So much that even when my phone battery is at 1%, my only thought is that I should call you.
: बेलन पुराण और सड़ियल पति 🫓😂
Husband: What’s the most expensive thing at home?
Wife: What?
Husband: Your “Just five minutes”… it always costs an hour.: बेलन पुराण और सड़ियल पति 🫓😂
Wife: Are you listening carefully?
Husband: Absolutely… that’s why I haven’t replied yet.: बेलन पुराण और सड़ियल पति 🫓😂
Husband: Your smile gives me strength.
Wife: Really?
Husband: Yes… because I know the shopping list is coming next.: बेलन पुराण और सड़ियल पति 🫓😂
Wife: Do I look fat?
Husband: Not at all… even your shadow just loves staying with you.: बेलन पुराण और सड़ियल पति 🫓😂
Husband: Today’s food is delicious.
Wife: Really?
Husband: Yes! I even checked twice to make sure I didn’t accidentally bring the neighbor’s plate.: बेलन पुराण और सड़ियल पति 🫓😂
Wife: What if I stay silent for a whole day?
Husband: I won’t call a doctor… I’ll call the news channel. That’s breaking news!: बेलन पुराण और सड़ियल पति 🫓😂