New Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher: If you work hard, what will you become?
Student: The class topper.
Teacher: And if you don't?
Student: A motivational speaker! 😂

Teacher: Where's your homework?Student: Ma'am, I wrote it so neatly...
Teacher: Then?
Student: The notebook got shy and made the page blank! 😂

Teacher: Why do you smile at every question?
Student: Because I don't know the answer... at least I should look confident! 😂

Teacher: What's the hardest part of studying?
Student: Opening the book... after that, it's all luck! 😂

Teacher: Why is the class so quiet today?
Student: Sir, nobody did the homework... we even lost the confidence to make noise! 😂

Teacher: What do you learn the most in class?
Student: Sir, how to make the school bell ring sooner! 😂

Teacher: Where's your homework?Student: Sir, I can't find my notebook.
Teacher: You had it yesterday!
Student: That's why it took a day off today! 😂

Teacher: Why did you score so low? Student: Sir, the questions were great.  
Teacher: Then what happened?
Student: The answers weren't at my level! 😂

Teacher: When do you study?
Student: Sir, I make a study plan every day.
Teacher: So when do you actually study?
Student: The whole day goes into making the plan! 😂

Teacher: Why is your book closed?Student: Sir, I don't want the knowledge to escape.
Teacher: What about your studies? Student: They're safely locked inside too! 😂