EnglishWife: Which sentence of mine do you hear the most?Husband: “Are you listening?”Wife: And after that?Husband: After that, I have no choice but to listen! 🤣 EnglishWife: Honey, do I look fat?Husband: No…Wife: Really?Husband: Yes… because I’m not wearing my glasses! 😂 EnglishHusband: Why is the house so quiet today?Wife: I decided not to argue…
Mom: Son, what new thing did you learn at school today?Son: I learned that teachers are human too.Mom: Really? How?Son: I said, “Ma’am, I forgot my homework.” Mom: Son, what was the best thing that happened at school today?Son: The final bell!Mom: And before that?Son: Waiting for the final bell. 😂 Mom: Did your teacher…
Brother: How do you always win?Sister: I don’t argue…Brother: Then?Sister: I just keep talking until people give up! 😆 Brother: Who annoyed you the most as a kid?Sister: You.Brother: And now?Sister: Still you… you’ve just upgraded your methods! 🤣 Sister: You should take my advice.Brother: Why?Sister: Because I have 10 years of experience making mistakes!…