Husband: I dreamed that I became a millionaire. Wife: Then what? Husband: Even in my dream, you said, "If you're so rich, take me shopping first!" ЁЯШВ
Wife: Your memory is really weak. Husband: Why do you say that? Wife: Because every month you say, "We'll spend less this time!" ЁЯШВ
Wife: What if I become a minister someday? Husband: Then I'll join the opposition. Wife: Why? Husband: That's already my job at home... I ask questions and never get answers! ЁЯШВ
Husband: I made a very big decision today. Wife: Which one? Husband: From now on, I'll ask you before every decision... so I never hear, "You didn't even ask me!" ЁЯШВ
Wife: What's the biggest achievement of our marriage? Husband: What? Wife: We've never had a draw in an argument... the winner is always decided in advance! ЁЯШВ
Wife: How do I look when I'm angry?Husband: Like the weather department... I know the storm is coming, but there's no escape! ЁЯШВ
Wife: Before marriage, you called me every hour. Husband: Back then my battery was fully charged... now life itself is running on power-saving mode! ЁЯШВ
EnglishWife: Which sentence of mine do you hear the most?Husband: “Are you listening?”Wife: And after that?Husband: After that, I have no choice but to listen! ЁЯдг EnglishWife: Honey, do I look fat?Husband: No…Wife: Really?Husband: Yes… because I’m not wearing my glasses! ЁЯШВ EnglishHusband: Why is the house so quiet today?Wife: I decided not to argue…
Dad: How did your lunchbox become empty? Son: I didn’t eat it.Dad: Then who did? Son: My friends made me the “Best Friend”! Dad: So… your friends finished your lunchbox! ЁЯШВ Dad: Why do you keep checking the clock? Son: To see when playtime starts. Dad: And study time? Son: It ends the moment I…
