Boyfriend: What’s your biggest hobby?Girlfriend: Making you overthink.Boyfriend: You’re really good at it.Girlfriend: Why?Boyfriend: Because I still have no idea what my mistake was! 😂 GF: I want to change one habit.BF: Which one?GF: Teasing you.BF: Don’t… that’s our relationship’s full-time job! 😂 BF: Let’s play a game.GF: Which one?BF: Whoever gets upset first buys…
Husband: I dreamed that I became a millionaire.Wife: Then what?Husband: Even in my dream, you said, “If you’re so rich, take me shopping first!” 😂 Wife: Your memory is really weak.Husband: Why do you say that?Wife: Because every month you say, “We’ll spend less this time!” 😂 Wife: What if I become a minister someday?Husband:…
Mom: Son, what new thing did you learn at school today?Son: I learned that teachers are human too.Mom: Really? How?Son: I said, “Ma’am, I forgot my homework.” Mom: Son, what was the best thing that happened at school today?Son: The final bell!Mom: And before that?Son: Waiting for the final bell. 😂 Mom: Did your teacher…
Teacher: If you work hard, what will you become?Student: The class topper.Teacher: And if you don’t?Student: A motivational speaker! 😂 Teacher: Where’s your homework?Student: Ma’am, I wrote it so neatly…Teacher: Then?Student: The notebook got shy and made the page blank! 😂 Teacher: Why do you smile at every question?Student: Because I don’t know the answer……
Brother: How do you always win?Sister: I don’t argue…Brother: Then?Sister: I just keep talking until people give up! 😆 Brother: Who annoyed you the most as a kid?Sister: You.Brother: And now?Sister: Still you… you’ve just upgraded your methods! 🤣 Sister: You should take my advice.Brother: Why?Sister: Because I have 10 years of experience making mistakes!…
Dad: How did your lunchbox become empty? Son: I didn’t eat it.Dad: Then who did? Son: My friends made me the “Best Friend”! Dad: So… your friends finished your lunchbox! 😂 Dad: Why do you keep checking the clock? Son: To see when playtime starts. Dad: And study time? Son: It ends the moment I…
Friend: How strong is our friendship? Me: So strong that…If you make fun of me,I’ll remind everyone of your childhood Friend: I’d do anything for you. Me: Great, then do my homework. Friend: I said “anything,” not “the impossible!” 🤭 Friend: I’m such an innocent person. Me: Exactly… that’s why your name comes up after…
**English:** **Girlfriend:** What if I were a magician?**Boyfriend:** I’d make your “I’m not angry” lie disappear first! 😂 ** English:** **Girlfriend:** What’s my best quality?**Boyfriend:** You ask questions that have no correct answer! 😆
Teacher: What do you want to become when you grow up? Student: Sir, let me pass first… I’ll update my dream later! Teacher: Why do you answer every question with a joke? Student: Because, Sir, giving the right answer requires studying! Teacher: Why are you laughing in class? Student: Ma’am, my friend said there wouldn’t…