**English:** **Girlfriend:** What if I were a magician?**Boyfriend:** I’d make your “I’m not angry” lie disappear first! 😂 ** English:** **Girlfriend:** What’s my best quality?**Boyfriend:** You ask questions that have no correct answer! 😆
Teacher: What do you want to become when you grow up? Student: Sir, let me pass first… I’ll update my dream later! Teacher: Why do you answer every question with a joke? Student: Because, Sir, giving the right answer requires studying! Teacher: Why are you laughing in class? Student: Ma’am, my friend said there wouldn’t…
Mom: Why is your school bag so light? Son: I gave my books a holiday today! Mom: Put your phone away and study. Son: I am studying, Mom. Mom: Studying what? Son: How fast a phone battery drains! Mom: Did you drink your milk?Son: Yes, Mom.Mom: The glass is still full!Son: I drank it in…